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How do I keep my kids from becoming atheists?

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How do I keep my kids from becoming atheists?
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RE: How do I keep my kids from becoming atheists?
April 13, 2012 at 1:47 pm
God's work is just as effectively done if you hold your child underwater for about 20 minutes shortly after they were born.
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RE: How do I keep my kids from becoming atheists? - by Anomalocaris - April 13, 2012 at 1:47 pm

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