Thanks. One of the few times I was heroic, at least physically. There was a follow-up, actually. Next morning - Saturday - I popped into the local police station to make a voluntary statement and get my side of the story in first, just to cover my back if twatboy decided to get an assault charge on me. That was the last I ever heard of it though.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'