wow, so we have a crew of one-hit wonders here. nice. who'da thunk it with all the talk of physics, maths and the such. well, i suppose i'll fess up a quickie story that i argue to this day i won, but to no avail. everyone who saw it live, says i lost - bitches! haha.
very simple. 2 guys come up to the bar with their chests poked out, asked me if "the fat bitch" downstairs is my friend. i kindly ask them to refer to her by her name, which was robin. they repeated the joke and told me they'd be waiting for me downstairs outside the bar if i wanted to *talk* about it. i took one more swig of my draft and went outside ... because i was 20yo ( that should explain everything). lmao.
i puffed up my chest and started my act crazy routine, hoping to scare someone or uncover the fact that these 2 guys were indeed punks acting tough. well, they weren't. right as i stood my ground and chested up to the guy tho spoke the most, his friend blindsided me. i wasn't out cold, but i did manage to find concrete with my back for a quick second. i lost my hat, which i'd rolled a huge fatty (i don't smoke the ganj, but i kept one handy for the ladies at all times) and it was tucked beneath the brim. so that sucked. the punch wasn't hard, it was just correctly thrown. we tangled up for a few seconds after that until it was broken up. win some lose some. never lost one face down tho. :-)
worst part is i know the girl but she was annoying to me too, i didn't particularly wanna fight FOR her.
very simple. 2 guys come up to the bar with their chests poked out, asked me if "the fat bitch" downstairs is my friend. i kindly ask them to refer to her by her name, which was robin. they repeated the joke and told me they'd be waiting for me downstairs outside the bar if i wanted to *talk* about it. i took one more swig of my draft and went outside ... because i was 20yo ( that should explain everything). lmao.
i puffed up my chest and started my act crazy routine, hoping to scare someone or uncover the fact that these 2 guys were indeed punks acting tough. well, they weren't. right as i stood my ground and chested up to the guy tho spoke the most, his friend blindsided me. i wasn't out cold, but i did manage to find concrete with my back for a quick second. i lost my hat, which i'd rolled a huge fatty (i don't smoke the ganj, but i kept one handy for the ladies at all times) and it was tucked beneath the brim. so that sucked. the punch wasn't hard, it was just correctly thrown. we tangled up for a few seconds after that until it was broken up. win some lose some. never lost one face down tho. :-)
worst part is i know the girl but she was annoying to me too, i didn't particularly wanna fight FOR her.
they can land a rover on mars, yet they still have to stick a human finger up my ass to do a prostate exam?! - ricky gervais
