Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church

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Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church

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RE: Jesus avoids the atheist family and destroys his own church

April 26, 2012 at 9:37 am

Oh how I wish that were the case. While I would not want this for many people, for some of the more obnoxious pulpit pounders I would love to be there at that moment when they realise they're going to cease to exist. That "oh shit" moment would be priceless.

Does this make me a bad person?

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'

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