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Souls - Why do they need them?

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Souls - Why do they need them?
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RE: Souls - Why do they need them?
April 30, 2012 at 4:51 pm (This post was last modified: April 30, 2012 at 4:53 pm by Welsh cake.)
Well God has an obsessive compulsive disorder in that he creates all the souls and then wants them all back all lined up from the greatest to the smallest so everything can be NEAT UND TIDY.

Satan's a kleptomaniac, and an addict, he sees a soul and just can't help himself. He can quit whenever he wants to, but just needs one more soul and he's off them for good! JUST ONE MORE!
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Souls - Why do they need them? - by fuckass365 - April 30, 2012 at 6:37 am
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by Faith No More - April 30, 2012 at 6:41 am
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by dtango - April 30, 2012 at 6:44 am
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by Napoléon - April 30, 2012 at 6:54 am
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by dtango - April 30, 2012 at 7:02 am
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by Napoléon - April 30, 2012 at 9:19 am
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by dtango - April 30, 2012 at 3:21 pm
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by Chuff - April 30, 2012 at 6:49 am
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by Reforged - April 30, 2012 at 7:11 am
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by Drich - April 30, 2012 at 7:34 am
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by fuckass365 - April 30, 2012 at 7:50 am
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by Drich - April 30, 2012 at 10:10 am
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by NoMoreFaith - April 30, 2012 at 10:36 am
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by Zen Badger - April 30, 2012 at 8:00 am
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by genkaus - April 30, 2012 at 8:09 am
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by DeistPaladin - April 30, 2012 at 9:15 am
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by Neo-Scholastic - April 30, 2012 at 10:26 am
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by DeistPaladin - April 30, 2012 at 12:28 pm
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by Neo-Scholastic - April 30, 2012 at 12:51 pm
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by DeistPaladin - April 30, 2012 at 1:06 pm
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by Neo-Scholastic - April 30, 2012 at 1:30 pm
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by DeistPaladin - April 30, 2012 at 1:34 pm
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by Neo-Scholastic - April 30, 2012 at 1:41 pm
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by DeistPaladin - April 30, 2012 at 1:50 pm
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by Minimalist - April 30, 2012 at 10:32 am
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by Chuff - April 30, 2012 at 11:08 am
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by Adjusted Sanity - April 30, 2012 at 12:36 pm
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by YahwehIsTheWay - April 30, 2012 at 1:17 pm
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by Faith No More - April 30, 2012 at 3:30 pm
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by DeistPaladin - April 30, 2012 at 4:07 pm
RE: Souls - Why do they need them? - by Welsh cake - April 30, 2012 at 4:51 pm

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