Some lies are A-OK. Like ones that help circumnavigate peoples' intelligence n shit. So that they'll believe in jesus too, and everyone can spend eternity in heaven together, not having orgasms or smoking dope. I bet there's not even internet in heaven. I know I haven't received any emails from my deceased grandmother, despite telepathically giving both she and god my address.
I definitely call bullshit on this. You were a christian when you signed up and a terrible, impatient troll. Most surely you'll find lots in common with your heaven-mates, but I can assure you that none of the skeptics here are going to be inspired by this load of garbage, thus you're wasting your time. I guess that's okay with you, since you're sure you're getting another one after this.
I definitely call bullshit on this. You were a christian when you signed up and a terrible, impatient troll. Most surely you'll find lots in common with your heaven-mates, but I can assure you that none of the skeptics here are going to be inspired by this load of garbage, thus you're wasting your time. I guess that's okay with you, since you're sure you're getting another one after this.
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