Big blow outs are so fascinating though 
Let mass derailing be... how could I even post if I can't derail randomly in the middle of my response?
It's like that one time when I was having an awesome conversation about sex (good luck finding that!). I mean really, a girl needs a map to locate such communications, or at least someone to ask directions of. Coconuts suck at giving directions. Last time I got directions from a coconut: it viciously tore out my eyeballs, because it was a coconut fish in disguise, and I hadn't eaten any jellybeans in the last 10 hours. Truly an oversite on my part, I had forgotten that coconut fish could be found in bathtubs (if they are filled with water).
And now I have a strange desire to slap myself 4 times a day. Experts aren't yet sure why. But then, since when were weathermen ever certain of what they had for breakfast that night? Damn English and their biscuits. Throws of my sense of day like an absence of snow throws off my sense of year. Not that I ever made any sense in a year... another thing we can blame the British for. It's those damn red coats they wear. They make me jealous. This white jacket totally doesn't fit me... because I'm not straight. This is more bullshit than a corset... at least that would exaggerate my curves while making me unable to breath. My sister tells me to stop for breath sometimes. So does my girlfriend. This is because I can talk and talk and talk and never actually take a breath since I'm saying so much so fast and it's actually kinda frantic and it can be hard to hear but I STILL LOVE HUGS.
*breathes*
As I said... I couldn't post. It would be like removing the wiggle from Lilly. Anyone remember when Violet didn't wiggle? Yeah... that was no fun. Marvel VS Capcom 3 is a load of mindless fun ^_^ BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBAG! I am suddenly become a fan of Deadpool. He's so fun
* Violet gives her Shelly a hug.
If there is any Shellspiracy... it had better be of Game of Thrones
Now just who else on this damn forum can do ^that^? Nobody? That's fucking right!
Let mass derailing be... how could I even post if I can't derail randomly in the middle of my response?
It's like that one time when I was having an awesome conversation about sex (good luck finding that!). I mean really, a girl needs a map to locate such communications, or at least someone to ask directions of. Coconuts suck at giving directions. Last time I got directions from a coconut: it viciously tore out my eyeballs, because it was a coconut fish in disguise, and I hadn't eaten any jellybeans in the last 10 hours. Truly an oversite on my part, I had forgotten that coconut fish could be found in bathtubs (if they are filled with water).
And now I have a strange desire to slap myself 4 times a day. Experts aren't yet sure why. But then, since when were weathermen ever certain of what they had for breakfast that night? Damn English and their biscuits. Throws of my sense of day like an absence of snow throws off my sense of year. Not that I ever made any sense in a year... another thing we can blame the British for. It's those damn red coats they wear. They make me jealous. This white jacket totally doesn't fit me... because I'm not straight. This is more bullshit than a corset... at least that would exaggerate my curves while making me unable to breath. My sister tells me to stop for breath sometimes. So does my girlfriend. This is because I can talk and talk and talk and never actually take a breath since I'm saying so much so fast and it's actually kinda frantic and it can be hard to hear but I STILL LOVE HUGS.
*breathes*
As I said... I couldn't post. It would be like removing the wiggle from Lilly. Anyone remember when Violet didn't wiggle? Yeah... that was no fun. Marvel VS Capcom 3 is a load of mindless fun ^_^ BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBAG! I am suddenly become a fan of Deadpool. He's so fun
* Violet gives her Shelly a hug.
If there is any Shellspiracy... it had better be of Game of Thrones
Now just who else on this damn forum can do ^that^? Nobody? That's fucking right!
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
