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God to Jesus. I just condemned the human race. Now go die to save them.

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God to Jesus. I just condemned the human race. Now go die to save them.
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RE: God to Jesus. I just condemned the human race. Now go die to save them.
June 2, 2012 at 1:14 pm
It's really very simple:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mII6-IyaT3o
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: God to Jesus. I just condemned the human race. Now go die to save them. - by Cyberman - June 2, 2012 at 1:14 pm

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