RE: Dinosaurs and Man
June 3, 2012 at 6:36 am
(This post was last modified: June 3, 2012 at 6:36 am by Erinome.)
...And because he felt just so dern terrible about killing all everyone on earth, god invented refracted light. Mind you, this omniscient being was fully aware that humanity would still assfuck gleefully and try to rape angels, but in his mysterious logic, he did away with the first batch anyway. Now the refracted light, invented just a few thousand years ago by jesus, is a reminder that god is a murderous fuck up, and he's learned a lesson that he already knew. Now every time you see a rainbow, kids, think of jesus and how perfect he is. Glory be to our zombified demigod! Amen.
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