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A newbie!
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RE: A newbie!
"The Newbie is welcomed into the pack by its more experienced members and begins dining on flora to sustain its growth. It is blissfully unaware this commotion has alerted the other creatures of the wilderness and some of its most terrifying hunters. It does not notice the shadow on the horizon and the soft footsteps of an accomplished predator; The Magnificent Bastard. The average Bastard travels in packs and is commonly seen as nothing but a minor threat, this particular species of Bastard hunts alone utilizing stealth and tactics to make the kill and is considerably more manly. Slowly it makes its way towards its prey, the only warning the poor cub recieves is the faint rustle of leaves, the distant echo of creepy girlish giggling and the sound signifying it is far too late to run."

... Hi. :-)


"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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A newbie! - by skyeblue - June 6, 2012 at 8:19 am
RE: A newbie! - by LastPoet - June 6, 2012 at 8:21 am
RE: A newbie! - by frankiej - June 6, 2012 at 8:23 am
RE: A newbie! - by jackman - June 6, 2012 at 8:29 am
RE: A newbie! - by Tobie - June 6, 2012 at 9:24 am
RE: A newbie! - by Kayenneh - June 6, 2012 at 9:51 am
RE: A newbie! - by Reforged - June 6, 2012 at 10:03 am
RE: A newbie! - by Minimalist - June 6, 2012 at 12:30 pm
RE: A newbie! - by Tempus - June 6, 2012 at 1:27 pm
RE: A newbie! - by skyeblue - June 7, 2012 at 2:57 am
RE: A newbie! - by Whateverist - June 6, 2012 at 1:41 pm
RE: A newbie! - by Tempus - June 6, 2012 at 1:46 pm
RE: A newbie! - by Whateverist - June 6, 2012 at 2:36 pm
RE: A newbie! - by Napoléon - June 6, 2012 at 2:48 pm
RE: A newbie! - by Annik - June 6, 2012 at 5:03 pm
RE: A newbie! - by Thor - June 6, 2012 at 8:47 pm
RE: A newbie! - by Cyberman - June 6, 2012 at 8:52 pm
RE: A newbie! - by LiberalHearted - June 6, 2012 at 10:00 pm
RE: A newbie! - by Jackalope - June 6, 2012 at 10:08 pm
RE: A newbie! - by Cyberman - June 6, 2012 at 10:16 pm
RE: A newbie! - by KichigaiNeko - June 7, 2012 at 1:39 am
RE: A newbie! - by padraic - June 7, 2012 at 3:15 am
RE: A newbie! - by skyeblue - June 7, 2012 at 4:06 am
RE: A newbie! - by Faith No More - June 8, 2012 at 8:55 am

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