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RE: Snake handling
June 10, 2012 at 1:25 am (This post was last modified: June 10, 2012 at 1:28 am by Cyberman.)
It's all to do with signs of True Believers™ from (I believe) Mark 16, "And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover."

We can see how well that works out...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Snake handling - by Manowar - June 9, 2012 at 9:57 pm
RE: Snake handling - by Drich - June 9, 2012 at 10:05 pm
RE: Snake handling - by Jackalope - June 9, 2012 at 10:26 pm
RE: Snake handling - by Zen Badger - June 10, 2012 at 1:05 am
RE: Snake handling - by Godschild - June 10, 2012 at 3:11 am
RE: Snake handling - by Skepsis - June 10, 2012 at 3:24 am
RE: Snake handling - by Zen Badger - June 10, 2012 at 3:39 am
RE: Snake handling - by Godschild - June 10, 2012 at 4:37 am
RE: Snake handling - by Zen Badger - June 10, 2012 at 5:27 am
RE: Snake handling - by Drich - June 10, 2012 at 11:19 am
RE: Snake handling - by Godschild - June 10, 2012 at 7:17 pm
RE: Snake handling - by Napoléon - June 10, 2012 at 11:30 am
RE: Snake handling - by Cyberman - June 9, 2012 at 10:26 pm
RE: Snake handling - by Drich - June 9, 2012 at 10:32 pm
RE: Snake handling - by cratehorus - June 10, 2012 at 1:18 am
RE: Snake handling - by Cyberman - June 10, 2012 at 1:25 am
RE: Snake handling - by cratehorus - June 10, 2012 at 1:49 am
RE: Snake handling - by Zen Badger - June 10, 2012 at 2:02 am
RE: Snake handling - by Minimalist - June 10, 2012 at 2:27 am
RE: Snake handling - by Cyberman - June 10, 2012 at 7:36 pm
RE: Snake handling - by Cyberman - June 10, 2012 at 1:54 am
RE: Snake handling - by The Grand Nudger - June 10, 2012 at 11:52 am
RE: Snake handling - by Drich - June 10, 2012 at 5:37 pm
RE: Snake handling - by Minimalist - June 10, 2012 at 6:08 pm
RE: Snake handling - by The Grand Nudger - June 10, 2012 at 7:13 pm
RE: Snake handling - by Drich - June 10, 2012 at 9:52 pm
RE: Snake handling - by Zen Badger - June 11, 2012 at 7:47 am
RE: Snake handling - by The Grand Nudger - June 10, 2012 at 11:01 pm

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