The Creationists' Nightmare

[Taqiyya Mockingbird]

...and this god fellow appeared before you and personally told you all about it?

Or are you just making this up as you go along, which is what a pathological liar does?

Which one is it?

After reading many of your statements it is apparent you are afraid of everything around you, even to the point you can not recognize a joke, sad me thinks.

Afraid, my ass. How old are you, boy?

Everything you say is a joke. Are you declaring yourself a Poe? Because if you are, you're the best Poe I've ever seen.

And if you are not, that should tell you something about the outrageous idioticy of everything you say that isn't meant to be a joke.

But it's clear to me that you are merely now claiming that it's a joke because you know you've been backed into a corner you can't get out of. So tell us all about your little conversation with gawd, and why you didn't ask him to come do magic tricks for us and prove he's real.