The Creationists' Nightmare

[Godscreated]

I've taught my dogs German, English and hand language, I know it's not that your dogs dumb, it must be your lack of ability to teach.

There is so much wrong in this statement.
1. Dogs are associative learners. You could use the words "Booga Booga" for sit and they would sit. They don't understand "Booga Booga", they just recognize the sounds and your tone of voice (the have also evolved to read human facial emotions).

2. It's called sign language. As an ASL signer, this particularly bothers me.

3. There are some dogs that do not respond as well to training. There are also dogs that excel in it. Aussie Shepherds are amazing learners.

I was not saying the dogs understood languages, I was trying to show that dogs can understand more than one word for commands. If you were to have seen one of my Rotties work, you would have had to think about it for a minute, does he really understand language.
All dogs are easily trainable, I've never seen a dumb dog, I have seen lousy trainers.

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When God created the earth, He created rocks with the appearance of age--He didn't create magma and wait for it to cool.

So when you call yourself 'undeceived' are you saying God hasn't deceived you yet? Even as a Christian I would have a hard time believing that God e.g. created the stars and light already on its way so that in 6 000 years it would reach us. That is deceitful...

God did not create the universe for you, so how could that be deceitful.

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When God created the earth, He created rocks with the appearance of age--He didn't create magma and wait for it to cool. I'm looking for a minor inaccuracy in surface rocks. Like the flat layers in the picture at the bottom of this page: http://www.noapologies.info/How-Do-You-Date-a-Rock-.php (I don't advocate anything else on the page.)

Oh shut up you crazy bastard. Just shut up.

You sound like a badly scratched record.