Something actually written by JC himself would do for a kickoff. And I don't mean John Cleese, Jim Carrey or Jeremy Clarkson.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'