he should've gone to my grandpap's house and opened the applesauce. it always had a fresh thick coat of mold, which he'd scoop off and then enjoy the still fine applesauce underneath. that always fucked me up, but he said "it ain't kill me yet boy."
they can land a rover on mars, yet they still have to stick a human finger up my ass to do a prostate exam?! - ricky gervais