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[Gambit]

Well, My Grandmother would cook spaghetti bolognase.

But she wouldn't use tomatoes, or tomato paste, or spices, or onions, or anything with flavour for that matter.

So you basically got a plate of spaghetti with mince meat in grey sauce on top.

Yum.......

That's how my ma made it too. When she was being really adventurous she'd add a tin of heinz baked beans and call it chilli con carne... even though there were no spices of any description in it.