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Hairspray Conspiracy
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Hairspray Conspiracy
So recently I watched a video from Colbert show on YT and there was a video of Trump telling how today hairsprays are so bad because they don't have CFC in them because they supposedly harm the ozone and even if CFC harmed the ozone it would be impossible since he uses it indoors and not outside where the ozone is. So there you go it's a conspiracy of global proportions just so Trump would have a bad hair!!

see video (starts at 2m 35s)




I think this is the most ludicrous conspiracy theory I heard so far. I never thought that I would hear crazier conspiracy theory then one on the turn of the XX. century when many homes in Mississippi and other rural American states did not have indoor plumbing and had inadequate sanitary facilities. Therefore many people suffered from hookworm disease because the shat all over the place and were walking barefoot. Rockefeller agreed to donate one million dollars to fund a five-year study called the Rockefeller Sanitary Commission for the Eradication of Hookworm Disease. They ended up telling people to start wearing shoes for protection but they were hard to convince because they thought it was all only a big conspiracy to sell shoes!
In their defense Rockefeller did secretly bought up all the shoe factories and they ended up wearing shoes.

So are there some crazier conspiracies?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Hairspray Conspiracy
9-11 "Truthers."
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#3
RE: Hairspray Conspiracy
Yeah, there are plenty. Another one is that the US government faked the moon landings.

This shows shocking ignorance on the part of Trump. I wonder if he is really so scientifically clueless or he's deliberately appealing to the stupidity of his voters.
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RE: Hairspray Conspiracy
You wonder when one of the options is that a politician is pandering to his voting bloc?  I don't.  It's what they do...they can't help it anymore than a seagull can stop itself from stealing your sandwich.
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RE: Hairspray Conspiracy
"Yes" on both.
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Hmmm.

Thought it was gonna be a John Waters thread . . .

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