RE: This guy either needs serious mental help or the worlds best troll award
June 30, 2012 at 12:04 am
(June 29, 2012 at 11:38 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: I figured it'd been a while since I'd legitimately laughed my ass off so I went web surfing and found this:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...146AAB7CMA
Now... I can't decide if this is the single sickest person I've ever encountered or the king of all trolls but either way this guy deserves a trophy.
Thoughts? Perhaps someone would like to compete for his title?
Is decapitated swan thoat fucking the new generation's version of cow tipping?
Our friend missed the mark and only thinks uni-dimensionally. His story is centered around his imagined length; because, he didn't take into acount the somewhat limited range of his girth considering the diameter of an average swan esophagus.
If his story is untrue, which I'm inclined to believe, he is a stupid liar (for the reasone I gave above). If his story is true, he is the human equivanlent of the Hawk Moth of Madascar. Either way, a human female could not possibly accept his affection more than once.