RE: This guy either needs serious mental help or the worlds best troll award
June 30, 2012 at 2:22 am
(This post was last modified: June 30, 2012 at 2:22 am by Reforged.)
(June 30, 2012 at 2:05 am)cato123 Wrote:(June 30, 2012 at 12:06 am)RaphielDrake Wrote: *kicks aside decapitated swan corpse*
... no? :S
Fuck (said with despair). I was hoping there was a market with the younger crowd in order that we might make some coin by selling video pay-per-view style.
Typed in "swan porn" and got nothing. Think we might have a cornered market cat.
Oh, I did find this on urban dictionary though:
"porn swan
a gentleman who enjoys the finer qualities in life... but more specifically dedicating a significant portion of his life to filming the sacred act of swans fornicating in a pond of virgins tears. although a rare and elusive creature... the porn swan is as magnificent being of inspiration and sexual lust. Main stream use of the phrase has transformed the definition into a term of sexual endearment for an individual whose unbelievable conquests have been filmed.
Dude I was at the park with my girlfriend watching swans floating in the lake until a Porn Swan came and creeped them out!
The guy made a sex tape with my goldfish, buick, and grandmother... he is the ultimate Porn Swan!"
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