You say one of the reasons your friends thought this bloke was an angel was that he went to a restaurant on his own? What, he was on his lunchbreak or something? You go to Heaven but still need to eat? What an interesting concept!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'