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The Angel of Death....
#1
The Angel of Death....
I thought I'd remind you all about St. Michael's feast day, today! Here's praying that you don't 
also end-up on the business end of his swift & powerful Sword!


St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray;
and do thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Hosts,
cast into hell, Satan and all the evil spirits,
who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls.


Amen
Quis ut Deus?
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#2
RE: The Angel of Death....
If you cast your bread on the water
It returns a thousand fold
So it says in the bible
So I have been told
So I cast my bread in the water
It was spotted by a froggy
and all the bits it didn't eat
Just floated back all soggy.

Spike Milligan



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#3
RE: The Angel of Death....
(September 29, 2020 at 11:53 am)ronedee Wrote: I thought I'd remind you all about St. Michael's feast day, today! Here's praying that you don't 
also end-up on the business end of his swift & powerful Sword!


St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray;
and do thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Hosts,
cast into hell, Satan and all the evil spirits,
who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls.


Amen

I thought I remind you we are not stupid enough to care.
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#4
RE: The Angel of Death....
(September 29, 2020 at 11:53 am)ronedee Wrote:
I thought I'd remind you all about St. Michael's feast day, today! Here's praying that you don't 
also end-up on the business end of his swift & powerful Sword!


St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray;
and do thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Hosts,
cast into hell, Satan and all the evil spirits,
who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls.


Amen

My bold: you consider your opinion that this...er...deity should refrain from wielding its "sword" to supersede it's decision to swing away? Jeez, get over yourself fam!  Hehe
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#5
RE: The Angel of Death....
The Beer Prayer

Our larger, which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage,
As we forgive those 
Who have spilt upon us.

And lead us not into hangover,
But deliver us from incarceration.
For thine is the beer,
The bitter, and the lager. Barmen.

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#6
RE: The Angel of Death....
hahahahaha, well done Boru, and I might well add far more humorous and entertaining a poem than the stuff my sister's boyfriend writes and then insists on inflicting on everybody, and he considers himself a "serious poet."
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#7
RE: The Angel of Death....
(September 29, 2020 at 12:36 pm)Lawz Wrote: hahahahaha, well done Boru, and I might well add far more humorous and entertaining a poem than the stuff my sister's boyfriend writes and then insists on inflicting on everybody, and he considers himself a "serious poet."

Ta, but I didn’t write. It was penned by renowned author and poet Anonymous.

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#8
RE: The Angel of Death....
Oh right, yeah, I forgot you sig all your posts. Confusion justified. OK, I will now write a poem. Ahem.

I wondered lonely as a shroud,
To Islam for the veil.
Women should be hid beneath,
Lest beauty lead to fail.
Lust we are slaves to and so,
Trust cannot exist.
Will is weak and errors happen,
Often when we're pissed.
Islam Islam, Allah Allah,
Take me by the hand.
I have no moral compass,
and so need to join the band.
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#10
RE: The Angel of Death....
Bring it, St Micheal, you quivering mass.
Step up to me, I'll kick your ass.
Not that I'm brutish or inflammatory,
The truth is I live, and you're but a story.
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