I'll start with some Aussie insults:
As ugly as a hatful of arseholes.
Face like a chewed chop, or like a twisted sand shoe ( sneaker)
As untidy as a venetian blind with a broken cord.
As useful as a cuntful of cold water
Knob knocking mattress raper.
"Moll" or "smelly box" (slut)
Root rat; male equivalent of Moll.
As ugly as a hatful of arseholes.
Face like a chewed chop, or like a twisted sand shoe ( sneaker)
As untidy as a venetian blind with a broken cord.
As useful as a cuntful of cold water
Knob knocking mattress raper.
"Moll" or "smelly box" (slut)
Root rat; male equivalent of Moll.