Ebay's great for selling relics to the gullib... sorry, faithful. For a mere 17 grand you could have snagged the Hand of God:
![[Image: Hand-of-God-001.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=static.guim.co.uk%2Fsys-images%2FGuardian%2FPix%2Fpictures%2F2009%2F5%2F6%2F1241617143273%2FHand-of-God-001.jpg)
Then again, this was the same site where someone submitted a crappy paper plane (as a joke in response to a real jet fighter put up for ebay auction) and some idiot bid £2,000,000 for it. Probably taking the piss but I remember seeing comments posted wondering if the idiot realised that winning bids are legally binding, and the plane's owner replied "I don't know but I can't wait to find out!"
Then again, this was the same site where someone submitted a crappy paper plane (as a joke in response to a real jet fighter put up for ebay auction) and some idiot bid £2,000,000 for it. Probably taking the piss but I remember seeing comments posted wondering if the idiot realised that winning bids are legally binding, and the plane's owner replied "I don't know but I can't wait to find out!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
