RE: [split] Dressing up like a superhero to see a movie?
July 20, 2012 at 2:21 pm
(This post was last modified: July 20, 2012 at 2:22 pm by Tempus.)
What's the world coming to. People can't even laugh at the corpse of a child now? Corpses are fucking HILARIOUS. I remember this one time, my little sister wouldn't stop crying. My uncle told her to shut up, but she just kept doing it. So he walks over to her and slams her little head against the wall. "Shut up!" he screams. "Shut up!" He just keeps saying it and shaking her. Then he lets go and she falls like a limp doll onto the polished floorboards. He just stands there, sort of half crouched like she's still standing before him and his hands begin shaking. Anyway, it turns out that his uncle (on his mother's side) was the guy that suggested to David Letterman that he should try getting a job in TV. Small world, huh?