I, Paul, a servant of the newly formed niche market of saviour gods, offer you my personal revelation of Christ Jesus through the OT scriptures and the spirit.
Mark: hmm.. I like this guy's sales pitch. Maybe I can strike up a deal with him for my novel idea? *rings Paul*: Hi, is this Paul the revelation salesman? Yeah, I was just wondering if your saviour could star in my new novel? I want to illustrate how the OT explains the punishment in Jerusalem by YHWH and I thought using Jesus as a vehicle for this would be fantastic. All your customers would be the target audience by the way, so you can have a big cut on sales. Aha.. yep.. aha.. no I understand--spiritu--aha.. yep.. yeah spiritual realm, I know, but you see I'll be referencing the OT, I'm not making it seem like actual history.. aha.. yep.. you're fine with that? Great, I appreciate that Paul! *hangs up*.
Horus: yo, Heracles have you read this new novel??
Heracles: I know right.. our identities have been stolen!
Horus & Heracles: DAD!!!
Osiris: ...and then she took my genit--excuse me Zeus. Yes Son?
Horus: have you seen all the fame we've missed out on?
Heracles: yeah, my twelve awesome works are supposedly dudes now!
Zeus: I know Son. I just finished reading that novel. THEY STOLE OUR THUNDER.
And with that, I end my interest in the ignorant teachings of Christianity, who warped the understanding of their roots to suit their needs.
My discussion style has been compromised as I have lost my cool, which means I've indefinitely been rendered useless to have a constructive discussion. Drich, still feel free to respond to my last post though. I want to see how you dodge the bullets again. I haven't seen the Matrix but I'm convinced your bullet-dodging abilities surpass that of the Matrix, so I don't think I'm missing out at all.
Mark: hmm.. I like this guy's sales pitch. Maybe I can strike up a deal with him for my novel idea? *rings Paul*: Hi, is this Paul the revelation salesman? Yeah, I was just wondering if your saviour could star in my new novel? I want to illustrate how the OT explains the punishment in Jerusalem by YHWH and I thought using Jesus as a vehicle for this would be fantastic. All your customers would be the target audience by the way, so you can have a big cut on sales. Aha.. yep.. aha.. no I understand--spiritu--aha.. yep.. yeah spiritual realm, I know, but you see I'll be referencing the OT, I'm not making it seem like actual history.. aha.. yep.. you're fine with that? Great, I appreciate that Paul! *hangs up*.
Horus: yo, Heracles have you read this new novel??
Heracles: I know right.. our identities have been stolen!
Horus & Heracles: DAD!!!
Osiris: ...and then she took my genit--excuse me Zeus. Yes Son?
Horus: have you seen all the fame we've missed out on?
Heracles: yeah, my twelve awesome works are supposedly dudes now!
Zeus: I know Son. I just finished reading that novel. THEY STOLE OUR THUNDER.
And with that, I end my interest in the ignorant teachings of Christianity, who warped the understanding of their roots to suit their needs.
My discussion style has been compromised as I have lost my cool, which means I've indefinitely been rendered useless to have a constructive discussion. Drich, still feel free to respond to my last post though. I want to see how you dodge the bullets again. I haven't seen the Matrix but I'm convinced your bullet-dodging abilities surpass that of the Matrix, so I don't think I'm missing out at all.
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it" ~ Aristotle
