Does the Bible Contradict Itself?

[spockrates]

Halfwitted apologetics always end with diversionary asides. So I suppose that this is all that's left. Ah well.

I guess I'll never learn why you believe every word of the Bible is crystal clear. If only I had your faith in its words! As it is, important passages of it are only clear as mud to me. Thanks for trying to cure my blindness. A toast to you, sir: Here's mud in your eye.

Now let's see, did I mean to wish someone would sling mud at you the way you slung mud at me? And is this real wet dirt, or muck of another kind? Hmmm.