Rayaan => Admin :D

[jonb]

Yes, yes there you are we can see how things are going now! Do I deserve to be treated like that, I did you no harm, just because I did not bow down quite as far as the others, I was completely pleasant about it. Yet we already see in your opening putsch for total control, the abuse of power! Yes I can see it now, just as Orwell predicted- The boot stamping on the face till the end of time.

Where did you get that photo of me from? You overlords have no right to delve into our secret files, let alone the taking parts of it and to publicise it all over the interweb. It was a bad day I was feeling ill, I suppose its going to be all that pasty face abuse your going to give me now! You should not use my looks against me, Oh how could you. And if that wasn't enough how many times do I have to say I was only a member of the-
Organisation of Kentish Angry Youth, for a few days I did not know how insidious that group was, and I left it years ago and my subsequent life should show I am a good man. I was promised that, that mistake would never come up again and now you are flagrantly using a single error in my youth to intimidate me. . . .
All right I've been under pressure for so long I tried to resist, but who am I to stand against the monolith of your power, Lord forgive me I am prostrated before you...

Wise and noble caliph forgive my outburst I pledge myself to your rule which will be spoken of by the poets for all time.