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This Should Piss Off Religious Twits
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RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits
Why would they want to? I can't be the only person who suspects that part of the appeal of god in the first place is the cosmic badass routine.

Really, who wants to open up scripture and wallow in page after page of just how much of a pussy their god is?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by Minimalist - August 2, 2012 at 7:30 pm
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by CliveStaples - August 2, 2012 at 11:35 pm
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by Shell B - August 2, 2012 at 11:58 pm
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by catfish - August 3, 2012 at 3:04 am
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by Lion IRC - August 3, 2012 at 12:15 am
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by Shell B - August 3, 2012 at 1:09 am
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by 5thHorseman - August 3, 2012 at 6:45 am
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by Lion IRC - August 3, 2012 at 6:30 pm
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by Cinjin - August 8, 2012 at 10:41 am
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by Lion IRC - August 9, 2012 at 11:15 pm
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by Minimalist - August 3, 2012 at 12:32 am
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by Tobie - August 4, 2012 at 12:03 pm
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by The Grand Nudger - August 3, 2012 at 12:44 am
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by padraic - August 3, 2012 at 12:57 am
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by Lion IRC - August 3, 2012 at 1:57 am
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by padraic - August 3, 2012 at 2:31 am
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by Zen Badger - August 3, 2012 at 6:26 am
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by Deicide73 - August 3, 2012 at 6:51 pm
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by Minimalist - August 3, 2012 at 7:14 pm
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by Lion IRC - August 5, 2012 at 3:12 am
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by padraic - August 5, 2012 at 3:50 am
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by Minimalist - August 7, 2012 at 12:47 pm
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by jonb - August 8, 2012 at 9:45 am
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by the_samaritan - August 10, 2012 at 12:02 am
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by Cinjin - August 10, 2012 at 12:44 am
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by Jackalope - August 10, 2012 at 1:02 am
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by Minimalist - August 10, 2012 at 1:28 am
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by Ace Otana - August 10, 2012 at 8:55 am
RE: This Should Piss Off Religious Twits - by Rayaan - August 10, 2012 at 12:14 am

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