Writings during the lifetime of Jesus?

[The Magic Pudding]

Is it so much to ask that these fricken prophets could write their message down?

The true story told by Bruiser McDuff scrums, scrummage, broken noses, bits bitten off and spat out.
As related to Erudite Eric.

I get why Bruiser would have Eric tell his tale, Bruiser has real power and Eric won't dare cross him.
All the miracles and god can't bless his prophet with ability to use what passes for a pen in those benighted times.