Don't think I could top the OP, since that's precisely the sort of thing I was going to put myself (except I was going to staple a few names to it, just to satisfy my dritch for feline ghoti. As god is my child, I swear I'm not Lion.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'