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All the cool kids are making questionnaires, so what the actual, am I right?
April 4, 2018 at 1:31 am
1. I mean it: what the actual?
2. I forgot this question. Do you remember it?
3. Are you knee deep in your hoopla?
4. How's the go going?
5. Is Mott a good name for a cat?
6. What is a hoople?
7. What year in te future would you like to go to for a week?
8. What's the last food item you burned?
9. Are you vegan?
10. Do you have sexy elbows?
11. Are we having fun yet?
12. Would you ever run for president?
13. What was your first car?
14. Rock, paper or scissors?
15. How many more mindless questions can you take?
16. Stilettos or mary janes?
17. What's your favorite kind of accent in whatever gender you're attracted to?
18. Favorite hot dog toppings?
20. What do you think of spellcheck?
19. Who's next?
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RE: All the cool kids are making questionnaires, so what the actual, am I right?
April 4, 2018 at 1:40 am
1. I mean it: what the actual?
I know, right.
2. I forgot this question. Do you remember it?
Yes, you asked if it was okay for me to buttsex you.
3. Are you knee deep in your hoopla?
Very.
4. How's the go going?
Better than expected. Want to see?
5. Is Mott a good name for a cat?
Why not. It's my last name without the M.
6. What is a hoople?
Something that wishes it was google.
7. What year in te future would you like to go to for a week?
Last year.
8. What's the last food item you burned?
Cold Cut Combo. Yes, it's as nasty as it sounds.
9. Are you vegan?
Do you want me to be?
10. Do you have sexy elbows?
You tell me.
11. Are we having fun yet?
That depends, have you bent over?
12. Would you ever run for president?
No, but I think I'd be better than Oprah.
13. What was your first car?
Never owned one, how sad.
14. Rock, paper or scissors?
Sand.
15. How many more mindless questions can you take?
All of them.
16. Stilettos or mary janes?
Both.
17. What's your favorite kind of accent in whatever gender you're attracted to?
Australian.
18. Favorite hot dog toppings?
Plain.
20. What do you think of spellcheck?
I think 19 comes before 20.
19. Who's next?
Who knows.
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RE: All the cool kids are making questionnaires, so what the actual, am I right?
April 4, 2018 at 1:51 am
Go Blow Questionnaires Out Your Ass.
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RE: All the cool kids are making questionnaires, so what the actual, am I right?
April 4, 2018 at 1:59 am
I'm going to bed because no one else is online. Toodle-loo.
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RE: All the cool kids are making questionnaires, so what the actual, am I right?
April 4, 2018 at 1:52 pm
(April 4, 2018 at 1:31 am)c172 Wrote: 1. I mean it: what the actual?
2. I forgot this question. Do you remember it?
3. Are you knee deep in your hoopla?
4. How's the go going?
5. Is Mott a good name for a cat?
6. What is a hoople?
7. What year in te future would you like to go to for a week?
8. What's the last food item you burned?
9. Are you vegan?
10. Do you have sexy elbows?
11. Are we having fun yet?
12. Would you ever run for president?
13. What was your first car?
14. Rock, paper or scissors?
15. How many more mindless questions can you take?
16. Stilettos or mary janes?
17. What's your favorite kind of accent in whatever gender you're attracted to?
18. Favorite hot dog toppings?
20. What do you think of spellcheck?
19. Who's next?
Just a random actual.
Yes, but I'm not telling you.
No. Ankle deep. My hoopla is almost empty.
It's gone.
No. But it's a good name for a spott.
A single shoople
2768. Humans will be extinct by then and I'll finally have the planet to myself.
Babies.
No. But I've eaten vegans. They taste like bad chicken.
Yes.
I'll let you know when I'm done.
Yes. So long as it became dictator for life.
Old.
Gun.
As many as you've got.
Katana.
Irish.
A steak.
ItS bloddy anooyin.
My former neighbour. He's next on the list.
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RE: All the cool kids are making questionnaires, so what the actual, am I right?
April 5, 2018 at 8:16 am
I love the first three questions.
They really tickled my giggle stick.
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RE: All the cool kids are making questionnaires, so what the actual, am I right?
April 5, 2018 at 10:30 am
That could be kinky.
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RE: All the cool kids are making questionnaires, so what the actual, am I right?
April 5, 2018 at 4:22 pm
Well, I did take that from the classic Australian pickup line - how'd you like to wrap your laughing gear around the snotty end of my giggle stick?
