Sadly it took TheOnion to do what you say...because there is no god who will do it.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-ang...-rule,222/
God is just a weapon for the ignorant to use against people they hate.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-ang...-rule,222/
Quote:"Look, I don't know, maybe I haven't made myself completely clear, so for the record, here it is again," said the Lord, His divine face betraying visible emotion during a press conference near the site of the fallen Twin Towers. "Somehow, people keep coming up with the idea that I want them to kill their neighbor. Well, I don't. And to be honest, I'm really getting sick and tired of it. Get it straight. Not only do I not want anybody to kill anyone, but I specifically commanded you not to, in really simple terms that anybody ought to be able to understand."
God is just a weapon for the ignorant to use against people they hate.
