Words fail me. I'm sorry for saying this, it's not intended as a deeply-held or even serious opinion and I'm not directing it at all Americans and all that, but there are times when I wish the Mayflower had struck an iceberg. If you want to stab this 'woman' in the face, Summer, I will personally hold her down for you. Just as long as I can have a go when you're finished.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'