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Why did God make atheists?
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RE: Why did God make atheists?
Heaven is a high-altitude operation and tends to get cold. God needed an eternal fuel source to keep heaven at just the right temperature, and souls are the only things that can burn forever without being consumed. Hence, us.
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Why did God make atheists? - by Chuff - February 29, 2012 at 12:16 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by Mister Agenda - February 29, 2012 at 12:18 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by Chuff - February 29, 2012 at 12:20 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by DeistPaladin - February 29, 2012 at 12:26 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by MysticKnight - February 29, 2012 at 2:59 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by Abracadabra - February 29, 2012 at 5:13 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by MysticKnight - March 1, 2012 at 4:19 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by ThomM - March 7, 2012 at 2:20 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by MysticKnight - March 7, 2012 at 2:51 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by Norfolk And Chance - February 29, 2012 at 3:16 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by Nine - February 29, 2012 at 3:20 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by MysticKnight - February 29, 2012 at 3:55 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by znk666 - February 29, 2012 at 3:24 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by The Grand Nudger - February 29, 2012 at 4:18 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by Doubting Thomas - February 29, 2012 at 4:40 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by The Grand Nudger - February 29, 2012 at 4:44 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by fr0d0 - February 29, 2012 at 5:05 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by Anomalocaris - February 29, 2012 at 5:28 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by The Grand Nudger - March 1, 2012 at 4:27 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by MysticKnight - March 1, 2012 at 4:54 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by 5thHorseman - March 1, 2012 at 5:01 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by The Grand Nudger - March 1, 2012 at 5:13 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by Freedom - March 4, 2012 at 7:18 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by The Grand Nudger - March 4, 2012 at 7:59 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by AthiestAtheist - March 5, 2012 at 9:05 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by The Grand Nudger - March 5, 2012 at 10:12 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by AthiestAtheist - March 7, 2012 at 12:15 am
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by reverendjeremiah - March 7, 2012 at 12:33 am
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by SaintGeorge - March 14, 2012 at 9:57 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by average - March 15, 2012 at 8:43 am
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by KichigaiNeko - March 15, 2012 at 8:52 am
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by ThomM - August 23, 2012 at 4:07 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by YahwehIsTheWay - August 23, 2012 at 4:34 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by ThomM - August 23, 2012 at 6:51 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by Ace Otana - August 23, 2012 at 4:15 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by ManOnMoon - August 24, 2012 at 5:25 am
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by Tobie - August 24, 2012 at 1:02 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by ThomM - August 24, 2012 at 3:14 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by Mister Agenda - August 24, 2012 at 1:37 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by The Grand Nudger - August 24, 2012 at 3:51 pm
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by Godschild - August 25, 2012 at 12:36 am
RE: Why did God make atheists? - by Ryantology - August 25, 2012 at 1:11 am

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