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The New Jesus Timeline
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RE: The New Jesus Timeline
(August 24, 2012 at 12:18 pm)elunico13 Wrote: Remember don't start getting emotional. It's irrational LOL!

LOLOLOL YOU'RE SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG TOTALLY PISSING MY PANTS WITH LAUGHTER-

No wait there was nothing clever or witty and you're laughing at your own joke and using it in an attempt to be mocking. Congratulations, dipshit, you're officially out of intellectual depth [if indeed you had any to begin with; I'm not convinced of that] and so you're resorting to attempting mockery.

Actually, your post WAS hilarious. But not in the way you intended, I think...

(August 24, 2012 at 7:53 pm)genkaus Wrote:
(August 24, 2012 at 12:18 pm)elunico13 Wrote: Rationality or irrationality, who cares. The drug cartels in Mexico or any group of organized crime don't and they get away with it.

For now. Their getting away is what we seek to eliminate as a society.

I just wanted to address this point; you see, it's interesting to note that Christians en mass like to justify their lack of willingness to put any energy forth to stop groups such as these cartels by saying "god will provide the means to stop them" or other such mindless drool-down-the-chin drivel. "God will stop them" "god works in mysterious ways" "god will put them down" "god will stop all evil" and all this other bullshit.

How convenient. Because god will do all the work, right? So you need do nothing at all to stop them. No need to pick up a rifle and start gunning down the drug-slinging murderous pieces of shit yourself; god'll take care of all of that! By "killing" them when they're in their late 90s and "he strikes them down" with cancer or some other illness or malady that is common to such an age group regardless of their life-long experiences...right?

Fucking lazy cowards. At least MY justification makes sense; I can pick up a rifle, aye, and I'm damn fucking good with it but the only reason I don't use it against the cartels is because I'm one person and I'd end up dead as shit and I would accomplish nothing...to say nothing of the fact I don't even know where to begin looking, and beg mercy of the law to look the other way since they'd take into account my actions as being, simply enough, murder, regardless of my intent to stop said murderers from killing other individuals in the future.

(August 24, 2012 at 9:12 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Good point, actually. He reminds me of a bloke who lives in our block of flats (this truly is genuine, I'm not trying to be snarky); I don't know his name, in fact I've never seen him talking to anybody, ever. He just seems to stroll about the grounds, but if there's anyone anywhere near him, even if they have no intention of approaching him, he just turns around and walks away until they've gone, then goes back to whatever he was going to do - unless someone else appears, then he walks off again somewhere else and waits for the coast to clear. In other words, he just avoids everybody. In fact, now I come to think about it, it couldn't actually be our luni, could it?

Actually, the bloke I'm referring to did interact with someone once, several years ago; he tried to take a bloke's head off with a machete.

Huh. Sounds like somebody I know. But you live in Jolly Ol' England so...can't be the same guy.

Tried to take their head off with a machete...

I should try that the next time Jehovah's Witnesses come knocking on my door...

Relax. I won't actually do it, but the threat is all that is necessary. Jesus gave his life, supposedly, to eliminate all our sins, but these assholes will fall over each other trying to get away from me if I pull a machete or start pulling out my AK-47 on them, hahahaha!! >8D
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The New Jesus Timeline - by DeistPaladin - August 16, 2012 at 11:02 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Minimalist - August 17, 2012 at 12:35 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by elunico13 - August 17, 2012 at 12:46 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by DeistPaladin - August 17, 2012 at 9:50 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by elunico13 - August 17, 2012 at 3:11 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by genkaus - August 17, 2012 at 3:21 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by elunico13 - August 21, 2012 at 5:41 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cato - August 21, 2012 at 6:28 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Reforged - August 21, 2012 at 7:42 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Simon Moon - August 21, 2012 at 7:57 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by genkaus - August 21, 2012 at 9:48 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by elunico13 - August 23, 2012 at 2:44 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by YahwehIsTheWay - August 23, 2012 at 10:07 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Creed of Heresy - August 24, 2012 at 7:23 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by genkaus - August 23, 2012 at 11:32 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by elunico13 - August 24, 2012 at 12:18 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by YahwehIsTheWay - August 24, 2012 at 12:51 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Jackalope - August 24, 2012 at 1:25 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cyberman - August 24, 2012 at 1:24 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by genkaus - August 24, 2012 at 7:53 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Creed of Heresy - August 25, 2012 at 9:18 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cyberman - August 25, 2012 at 2:28 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Creed of Heresy - August 26, 2012 at 10:36 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by YahwehIsTheWay - August 26, 2012 at 11:51 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Minimalist - August 17, 2012 at 12:47 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by elunico13 - August 17, 2012 at 12:53 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cato - August 17, 2012 at 1:12 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by elunico13 - August 17, 2012 at 1:16 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cato - August 17, 2012 at 1:56 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Creed of Heresy - August 17, 2012 at 1:18 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by elunico13 - August 17, 2012 at 1:33 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Creed of Heresy - August 17, 2012 at 1:41 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Godschild - August 17, 2012 at 6:43 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Zen Badger - August 17, 2012 at 7:06 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Thor - August 17, 2012 at 4:47 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Minimalist - August 17, 2012 at 2:37 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by elunico13 - August 17, 2012 at 3:36 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by genkaus - August 17, 2012 at 7:09 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by elunico13 - August 17, 2012 at 9:09 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Thor - August 17, 2012 at 9:22 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by genkaus - August 17, 2012 at 9:33 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by elunico13 - August 18, 2012 at 4:20 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Simon Moon - August 18, 2012 at 4:28 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by genkaus - August 18, 2012 at 7:05 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by elunico13 - August 19, 2012 at 10:07 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by genkaus - August 19, 2012 at 12:27 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by elunico13 - August 21, 2012 at 11:15 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by genkaus - August 21, 2012 at 5:18 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Creed of Heresy - August 17, 2012 at 10:34 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by pocaracas - August 18, 2012 at 5:20 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by DeistPaladin - August 18, 2012 at 8:16 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Creed of Heresy - August 17, 2012 at 3:18 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by KichigaiNeko - August 17, 2012 at 7:24 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Minimalist - August 17, 2012 at 3:42 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by DeistPaladin - August 17, 2012 at 10:25 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Minimalist - August 17, 2012 at 10:28 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Reforged - August 17, 2012 at 11:28 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by The Grand Nudger - August 18, 2012 at 5:03 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Minimalist - August 18, 2012 at 9:55 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Creed of Heresy - August 18, 2012 at 11:50 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Faith No More - August 19, 2012 at 10:11 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cyberman - August 21, 2012 at 8:05 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by LastPoet - August 19, 2012 at 10:49 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by DeistPaladin - August 19, 2012 at 12:44 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Minimalist - August 21, 2012 at 12:30 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by The Grand Nudger - August 21, 2012 at 6:57 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Minimalist - August 21, 2012 at 6:58 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Ryantology - August 21, 2012 at 7:33 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by DeistPaladin - August 22, 2012 at 10:33 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cyberman - August 22, 2012 at 1:36 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by DeistPaladin - August 22, 2012 at 3:02 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cyberman - August 22, 2012 at 3:07 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Minimalist - August 23, 2012 at 1:41 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cyberman - August 23, 2012 at 10:03 am
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cyberman - August 23, 2012 at 3:09 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Minimalist - August 23, 2012 at 10:51 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Ryantology - August 23, 2012 at 10:54 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cyberman - August 23, 2012 at 11:07 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cyberman - August 24, 2012 at 8:03 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by genkaus - August 24, 2012 at 9:04 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cyberman - August 24, 2012 at 9:12 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Cyberman - August 26, 2012 at 11:56 pm
RE: The New Jesus Timeline - by Minimalist - August 27, 2012 at 12:28 am

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