(August 25, 2012 at 9:18 am)Creed of Heresy Wrote: Tried to take their head off with a machete...
I should try that the next time Jehovah's Witnesses come knocking on my door...
Relax. I won't actually do it, but the threat is all that is necessary. Jesus gave his life, supposedly, to eliminate all our sins, but these assholes will fall over each other trying to get away from me if I pull a machete or start pulling out my AK-47 on them, hahahaha!! >8D
Tempting, though, isn't it? And remember, if we don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
