Chiches you want to bitch slap.

[Brian37]

I hate the "Public masturbaters are not allowed in this play park" signs too.

I cannot be that gullible, you cannot tell me you have really seen a sign like that.

As an aside, yellow in government signage world wide notes commonly "caution". I have a yellow sign, in my neighborhood, with the stick depiction of a boy running and the sign says "Slow children at play"

I know they mean "look out and slow down" But I always think passing that sign, "Really, our neighbor hood is full of kids that rode the short bus and wore hockey helmets?"