RE: Chiches you want to bitch slap.
August 27, 2012 at 11:24 pm
(This post was last modified: August 27, 2012 at 11:25 pm by Cyberman.)
I've found you have to sneak up on them really, really carefully. It helps if you're wearing wellies (i.e. gumboots or whatever the cute transatlantic term is) - that way you can fit their back legs into them and it makes it much easier to keep them still.
So I'm told, anyway...
So I'm told, anyway...
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