I would give everything, every particle of my being, for it to be as simple as being bitten by a vampire. Please, I genuinely don't want to rake it up again right now. I suppose to be fair, I ought to point you to where I spoke of all this, rather than expect you to wade through two and a half thousand posts.
http://atheistforums.org/thread-12502-po...#pid277983
http://atheistforums.org/thread-12502-po...#pid278349
http://atheistforums.org/thread-12502-po...#pid277983
http://atheistforums.org/thread-12502-po...#pid278349
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'