Chiches you want to bitch slap.

[Cyberman]

I wonder who would win in a fight: this Mr Chopper bloke or Dave Courtney?

Dave Courtney is an ex London gangster. He is well known for his friendship with other well known hard men such as the Krays, Roy Shaw and Lenny McLean. In his time, Dave has been shot, stabbed, had his nose bitten off (they sewed it back on) and has had to kill to stay alive himself. Dave Courtney has been involved in debt collecting, minding clubs, assault, contraband and murder, to name but a few things. Courtney was previously better known as "the yellow pages of the Underworld" and is sometimes referred to in the press as "the most feared man in Britain".

Imagine answering the knock on your door in the middle of the night and seeing this face looking back at you:





And yes, those are knuckledusters he's about to feed you there. He sells them as pendants and keyrings: http://www.davecourtney.com/Duster_Promotion_Store.html