My Defense of Christianity.

[CaseyTheAthie]

Let's all take a moment for those that were crucified to save the souls of those that believed they were the children of God (respectively). In Chronological Order:
Horus (Date Undiscovered)
Thulis 1700 B.C.
Crite 1200 B.C.
Krishna 1200 B.C.
Atys 1170 B.C.
Thammuz 1160 B.C.
Hesus 834 B.C.
Indra 725 B.C.
Bali 725 B.C.
Iao 622 B.C.
Mithra 600 B.C.
Alcestos 600 B.C.
Sakia 600 B.C.
Quexalcote 587 B.C.
Wittoba 552 B.C.
(Aeschylus) Promethius 547 B.C.
Quirinus 506 B.C.
Jesus 30-36 A.D (Mostly because the bible can't decide when he was born)
Randy Savage May 21, 2011 (Death was not by crucifixion, but many believe he died for our sins to prevent the apocalypse...)
None of these people (minus Randy) were ever proven to even exist outside of their own faiths and their corresponding religious writings. And really, Randy was added as a joke, but yeah, anyway. All of the men and women that died by crucifixion taught and acted in similar to identical ways with each other.

Just wanted to make a point Jesus is not original at all. Well, except his name and the religion that spawned his myth.