(August 30, 2012 at 11:30 pm)Stimbo Wrote: You'd think at least one bloke would have said something, however insignificant. "Dear diary: I was hobbling down the street this morning, trying to cadge a few shekels for a cup of coffee, and you'll never guess who I bumped into coming round the corner! Only that Jesus bloke everyone's been talking about. Nice enough fella, hair's a bit long and he's shorter than he looks in his paintings, and he could really do with a bath, but ok I suppose if you like that sort of thing. Miserable git walked straight past pretending not to see me with my hand out, though."
Seriously, I met Jesus once. He bogarted the joint we shared, raided my fridge, and he ran off with half of my stash and my best porn.
Fucker still owes me fifty bucks, too. Though he did promise I'd be repaid ten-fold.
