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How to Suck at Your Religion
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RE: How to Suck at Your Religion
(August 30, 2012 at 3:32 pm)Marnie Wrote:
(August 30, 2012 at 10:32 am)CaseyTheAthie Wrote: You can convert to Judaism, I did it while I was in boo tcamp because there was only one Jew in my platoon and he was very small. So to keep him from being picked on I said I was Jewish(I was the biggest buy in the platoon) and even went to services with him. It was actually a very pleasant experience. We were the only two marines that had a service on friday nights while everyone else got all jacked up and still got to chill on sunday while everyone else went to their other services

There's actually an entire conversion process in Judaism. The process involves studying for months to even years depending on the movement and your rabbi, incorporating observance of laws and holiday observances into your life, and going in front of a religious court called the Beit Din to see if you're fit for conversion, then you undergo immersion in a mikveh usually.

They never mentioned it to me. I think they assumed I was already Jewish. I mean we were only there for 2 months one in the beginning and one at the end so I never got to see/do any of that.
I'm no one special and I treat everyone the best I possibly can, but to you believer, despite my acts, I am condemned to hell.
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How to Suck at Your Religion - by Cinjin - August 28, 2012 at 10:34 pm
RE: How to Suck at Your Religion - by Marnie - August 29, 2012 at 10:35 pm
RE: How to Suck at Your Religion - by tangobunny - August 29, 2012 at 11:11 pm
RE: How to Suck at Your Religion - by Angrboda - August 30, 2012 at 9:39 am
RE: How to Suck at Your Religion - by CaseyTheAthie - August 30, 2012 at 10:32 am
RE: How to Suck at Your Religion - by Marnie - August 30, 2012 at 3:32 pm
RE: How to Suck at Your Religion - by CaseyTheAthie - August 31, 2012 at 11:44 am
RE: How to Suck at Your Religion - by Marnie - August 31, 2012 at 1:27 pm
RE: How to Suck at Your Religion - by Polaris - August 31, 2012 at 8:06 pm
RE: How to Suck at Your Religion - by Marnie - August 31, 2012 at 11:24 pm
RE: How to Suck at Your Religion - by Polaris - August 31, 2012 at 11:43 pm
RE: How to Suck at Your Religion - by CaseyTheAthie - September 1, 2012 at 3:36 am

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