(August 31, 2012 at 10:27 pm)Minimalist Wrote:Quote: Once, an old woman took a liking to me and wanted to meet me. That was the last time I pretended to be old.
They call them 'Cougars.' Go with it. You'll be amazed at what you learn.
No, to be fair to her, she was not a paedophile. She honestly thought I was an old Professor of English in Jesus College, Oxford. That's who I said I was. She would have been outraged if we had met. Of course I didn't meet her. The thing is I do sound terribly mature so it was easy to pull it off. But it got tiresome after a while. We discussed literature and she wasn't very good which was why she couldn't tell I wasn't a real professor. Haha!!!
