I've only been here just shy of two months. Anyway that newfangled shoutbox thing rarely forms part of my memory. When I've got something to say, I forget it's there; when I remember it's there, I have nothing to say. Occasionally the two states happen to align and the two negatives cancel out.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
