1 Month, 4 Weeks, 2 Days, 2 Hours, 31 Minutes, 4 Seconds. That's how much of the last two years I've actually been here. Yes, I'm playing fast-and-loose with my definitions; I wouldn't be me if I just gave a straight answer.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
