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How do you make the door to door religious people go away?

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RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away?

September 8, 2012 at 3:36 pm

You could take the passive approach and put up "No Soliciting" and "No Trespassing" signs.

...or, if you prefer the more direct approach, you could get one of these:

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...or perhaps one of these...

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...or a pack of these...

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[Image: mitchieville-vicious-dog-001.jpg]

With the latter, it's important to not feed them until after the door-to-door proselytizers leave. A nice treat and a "good doggie" helps reinforce the desired behavior.

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How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by TaraJo - September 8, 2012 at 2:51 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Polaris - September 8, 2012 at 3:16 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Jackalope - September 8, 2012 at 3:36 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Ryantology - September 8, 2012 at 3:37 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by 5thHorseman - September 8, 2012 at 3:54 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by LastPoet - September 8, 2012 at 4:05 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Kayenneh - September 8, 2012 at 4:32 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by pocaracas - September 8, 2012 at 4:42 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by jots - September 8, 2012 at 4:52 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by genkaus - September 8, 2012 at 7:13 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Napoléon - September 8, 2012 at 7:15 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Cyberman - September 8, 2012 at 7:38 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by TaraJo - September 8, 2012 at 11:07 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Minimalist - September 8, 2012 at 8:24 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Rev. Rye - September 8, 2012 at 8:43 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by jonb - September 8, 2012 at 9:14 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by padraic - September 8, 2012 at 11:59 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Tempus - September 9, 2012 at 12:12 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by genkaus - September 9, 2012 at 8:14 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by TaraJo - September 9, 2012 at 8:42 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Cyberman - September 9, 2012 at 3:22 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Sciwoman - September 9, 2012 at 12:34 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Shell B - September 9, 2012 at 12:46 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Cyberman - September 9, 2012 at 12:57 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Whateverist - September 9, 2012 at 12:57 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Cyberman - September 9, 2012 at 1:02 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by JohnDG - September 9, 2012 at 1:46 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by popeyespappy - September 9, 2012 at 2:06 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by downbeatplumb - September 9, 2012 at 6:42 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Jackalope - September 9, 2012 at 2:38 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by jonb - September 9, 2012 at 4:01 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Darwinian - September 9, 2012 at 6:43 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by downbeatplumb - September 9, 2012 at 6:47 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Norfolk And Chance - September 15, 2012 at 6:37 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Shell B - September 10, 2012 at 12:08 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by ThomM - September 10, 2012 at 9:45 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Jaysyn - September 12, 2012 at 12:37 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by jonb - September 12, 2012 at 1:49 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Jaysyn - September 12, 2012 at 2:02 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by zappa1258 - September 12, 2012 at 1:08 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by frankiej - September 12, 2012 at 1:23 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by zebo-the-fat - September 12, 2012 at 1:44 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by IATIA - September 12, 2012 at 2:16 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by GeneralHeresy - September 14, 2012 at 10:01 am

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