How do you make the door to door religious people go away?

[Cyberman]

Such creatures are rare for this neck of the woods too. It may have something to do with living in a block on a tenant-managed estate of private flats with a bloody big electronically-locked security door and caretakers not only on site but based in our block, but I can count on the fingers of Tee-Hee's bad hand the number of encounters we've had actually at the door. They generally tend to prefer hunting in packs - often VERY LOUDLY - in the town centre, though oddly enough only when the weather's agreeable (you'd think their god would want them evangelising in bad weather as well, really, considering 'he' made it).

Anyway, here's another sign you could try on your door:



Alternatively you could try following the example of the hero in this little tale. It does look a little daunting but trust me it's well worth the effort. Plus I've heard legends about people who've answered their door in flagrante delicto and often stark naked with obvious physical evidence of interruption. Works with brush salesmen as well.