How do you make the door to door religious people go away?

[TaraJo]

They generally tend to prefer hunting in packs - often VERY LOUDLY - in the town centre, though oddly enough only when the weather's agreeable (you'd think their god would want them evangelising in bad weather as well, really, considering 'he' made it).

We get those, too, but the only church that seems to do it are the black Hebrew Isrealites (or, as I like to call them, the church of God-hates-white-people).

Plus I've heard legends about people who've answered their door in flagrante delicto and often stark naked with obvious physical evidence of interruption. Works with brush salesmen as well.

That one would be REALLY interesting for me. I might try it; I mean, I have zero modesty. I guess the only thing holding me back is the fact that I live in a small apartment complex and any possibility of me passing is thrown right out the window as soon as one of them sees me sans pants.