RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away?
September 8, 2012 at 11:59 pm
(This post was last modified: September 9, 2012 at 12:02 am by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
Saturday morning,circa 1959.
Knock of the door, I answer
Dad (yelling from other room) " Who is it son?"
Me (yelling back) "Jw's dad"
Dad (louder) "Get the dog out!"
Dad had a strong dislike of Jw's, from the time one told him that he was not a true Christian because he was a Catholic. Unfortunately for them, the time before that, dad was in the garden watering. He turned the hose on them. They were more innocent times.
My bro would simply answer the door in the nude.
ME? They get between 15-30 seconds,long enough to identify them. Then I say,"not interested thank you," AND CLOSE THE DOOR.
I've actually been thinking of a sign for my front door;
"FORGET ABOUT THE PIT BULL: BEWARE OF THE OWNER"
Knock of the door, I answer
Dad (yelling from other room) " Who is it son?"
Me (yelling back) "Jw's dad"
Dad (louder) "Get the dog out!"
Dad had a strong dislike of Jw's, from the time one told him that he was not a true Christian because he was a Catholic. Unfortunately for them, the time before that, dad was in the garden watering. He turned the hose on them. They were more innocent times.
My bro would simply answer the door in the nude.
ME? They get between 15-30 seconds,long enough to identify them. Then I say,"not interested thank you," AND CLOSE THE DOOR.
(September 8, 2012 at 8:24 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Draw a chalk outline of a body on your driveway and sprinkle a couple of copies of "The Watchtower" around it.
I've actually been thinking of a sign for my front door;
"FORGET ABOUT THE PIT BULL: BEWARE OF THE OWNER"
